Forcibly trying to take a night off from gaming, I gorged myself on anime instead last night, which involved watching a lot of Excel Saga.

I’d forgotten that the series devotes an entire episode to jabbing at dating sim games, and does a fine job at summing them up for anyone wondering what the point of it all is with option 3 – which offers the same option for every possible scenario that follows.

Hail Lord Ilpalazzo!